FRIENDSHIP APPLICATIONS CLOSED
You missed your chance! Bruh!
I am not looking for new friends at the moment, since I've already got a handful of good ones!
But you can still date me
~ * ~ All genders allowed ~ * ~
So, you are lonely? Perhaps looking for a friend?
... or maybe for more?*
*Romantic relationship applications are considered only from
people living in Italy
Any gender allowed
Contact me for further information
Any gender allowed
Contact me for further information
~ * ~ Greetings internaut ~ * ~
Look at you (how cute!!), reading at those line with that confused expression on your face. I can only imagine what's crossing your mind right now. Perhaps you're wondering, is the author of this thing serious? Is this meant to be taken as a joke?
In actuality, despite being presented in a humorous way, the reality behind this page is deeply serious. The most serious thing of all.
Now, let's unravel this. Perhaps - and I'm only assuming - you, my dear internaut fellow, fell just like me within the orange portion on the following graph:

Source: I made it up
Perhaps you think people are weird. Society is hostile. Or perhaps you don't think that at all. Humans are wonderful creatures. I really really like this font. It's barely readable but it's so 90s, vibes. That's why I'm writing nonsensical stuff. To fill this page with wonderful unreadable text.
Ok let's get back to buisness. You want a friend, or maybe a partner. Both are good. Both are available. Look at you is your lucky day.
Pls be around my age ± 10 years, but greater than 21
I work and study and I'm quite busy, please don't expect me to be available 24h. I'm typically available during the late afternoon till 22/23
In case you're interested in pursuing a romantic relationship:
Be a male or (god forbid) a female within the specified age range, in a reasonable shape*, living in Italy (Cagliari province). Pls don't be huh, a criminal or something. Respect boundaries.
DM me (look at the end of the page)
What's a friendship for me and what I'm looking for:
What's a friend? It could be or imply many things actually. I'm quite open minded in that regard. Therefore, I'd be available to stick to any of the following options.
- Gaming buddy? Ok, why not.
- Platonic standard male friendship? Super virile? Well that sounds fine to me.
- Bromance? Well I guess you gotta be open minded these days. Just don't be a creep.
- Full fledge romantic relationship? Well, better take your chance now! I won't be free forever!
- Something else? Fine! I can't wait to learn about it
Things to keep in mind:
Full compatibility doesn't exist. If we have fun together and respect boundaries that will do.
My personality:
I'm fearful like a stray cat (pls don't laugh). Afraid of the dark, huh. A bit asocial in the sense that in many situations I'd rather stay at home than going in a place with people.
I may be slightly agoraphobic.
As for the rest, I'm the normal average guy you'd meet huh IDK at the grocery store?
I'm curious by nature, and I rarely encounter topics I'm actively uninterested in. But that's not
important, I'm not looking for a person to discuss, I'm looking for a person to play, doing stuff AND
discuss.
I like cats and most animals (NOT SNAKES I HATE THOSE THINGS). But I'm not vegan or anything.
I don't ghost or anything and I have really few dealbreakers:
I don't tolerate arrogance and people who don't respect boundaries.
Am I free from negative sides? No, not at all. I try my best.
I'm not competitive and I mostly dislike competition/pvp. I strongly prefer cooperation in general. Working together with someone to reach a goal. So no, I won't play PVP with you. Though I'd make an exception with racing games.
Things I like:
Nature. It might be a cliché, idk what to say about that. I'm particularly comfortable in forests with
no people.
I'm interested in old consumer and media technology, especially from the 70s and 80s and 90s.
I'm also interested in old HiFi systems (don't worry though I'm not an audiophile).
And also scifi, animation, data hoarding, history (I like listening to podcast), architecture (perhaps
my next major but I'm not sure), and many more things I don't even remember now.
I enjoy fantasy anime and even isekais from time to time.
Pretty much everything but fitness and pseudosciences.
I like relaxing games.
Stuff I'm open up to do:
✅One of more of the following:
Online:
- Playing games (please refer to the list below)
- Chatting (initially via text only, sorry I'm shy)
- Watching anime or tv series
- Other stuff you propose (anything, don't be shy in proposing SFW activities)
In real life:
- All of the above but, huh, well, in the same room? Better if in a cozy place. I don't own a house. I
won't for a while, sorry (at least 2-3 years).
- Hiking in nature (south Sardinia)
- Playing game in split screen (Mario Kart and stuff like that). I used to be good.
- Visiting museums, or cities, or villages, or places
- Visiting shops. Any shop it'd be ok. If I had to pick I'd say thrift stores, and maybe manga stores.
IDK.
- Any other activity which is proposed unless it fall under...
❌Stuff I'd prefer to avoid instead: Online:
- I'm not open to online-only romantic relationship. You gotta be here. In person.
In real life:
- Going to disco, parties, or crowed noisy places. Pls no. I'd literally die, and then you'd have to
deal with my body, which doesn't weight a lot but I guess it'd be super annoying to drag around.
- Going to the beach / sea. Not really my thing. I get bored staying there all day, then sand is sticky
and it gets everywhere and it's uncomfortable. I'm more a mountain/forest guy.
Now of course nothing is set on stone, these are just preferences. If you wanna propose something different that's accepted and encouraged.
Kind of games I'm into (I play on PC):
I'm not a fan of fighting games, card games, and stuff like that. Other than that I particularly enjoy:
- Almost any kind of sandbox game.
- Minecraft is goat. I usually play vanilla but I woudn't dislike playing modded, I'd like to try the
create mod.
I CAN HOST A SERVER (only vanilla for now). And like, I'm not jelaous like if you wanna a copy of the
world
I'll
give that to you, like a backup huh, but don't use that to cheat (it'd ruin the game)!
- More advanced sandbox games (Space Engineers, Scrap Mechanic, others...) are ok too.
- Life sims and cozy games of any kind (Stardew Valley, and so on) totally up to as well.
- Survival games (Raft) also into those. Especially if building is involved.
- FPS and similar I haven't played them for a while and I was never good, but I think I own Battlefield V and some others. Haven't opened them in years. I used to like TF2.
- Horror co-op: I have a bunch of those! They're quite enjoying and great to break the ice. I own Phasmophobia and Lethal Company
- Party games I have some, they're fine as fillers or with many people
- Co-ops of any kind. If we collaborate for a shared goal I'm fine
- Management games (though most of them are singleplayer only huh)
- I don't know where to put it but I used to love Sea of Thieves. Though I stopped playing it actively shortly after the anniversary update.
- I have a job so buying games for me generally isn't a problem.
I also own a Switch but that's more
for
offline activities, I don't pay for NSO sorry.
And there, unfolding before the internaut's gaze, three possibilities emerge.
Great choice bro! Cheers!


You start from here:
Why no Discord link?
This website is public. I'm not leaving my contacts in the wild like that. I'll give it to you after we chatted a bit. Pls no throwaway account.
I don't know what to say!!!!!!!!!
A message starting with "Hey, I've seen you're open for DMs... You wanna play minecraft from time to time?" or something like that would be great.
I live in Italy, can we speak in italian?
ABSOLUTELY YES, don't make it weird! If you are italian approach me in italian you silly!
Will you VC?
After a while. I'm shy. English isn't even my first language. VC in italian is fine.