Nyan Cat

Welcome to Loner Catboy's World Wide Web Page!

Uh, it's nice to have you t-there huh!

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So, looking for friends?

Well, if you clicked on that button (or link, or whatever, yo're visiting MY website) that's probably the case. Well guess what, I guess it's sort of your lucky day because it happens I am looking for friends myself.

Do you happen to fall - just like me - in the orange section of the following graph?



This is a meme which, in one form or another, is often published on the r/introvert subreddit quite a lot.

Well, here i offer/present the obvious solution. Here it is:

1 - You have a look around here to decide wether I sound decently interesting to you
2 - You make contact with me (you do that by clicking the "I want to befriend you" button at the end of the page)
3 - We see where this goes

That's it. So easy. Totally free. No terms and conditions. Like it might be a life changer for both of us. Like I'm totally dead serious I spent an embarassing amount of time preparing this whole thing.

If you're getting bored, there's a player with some music to listen to while reading here. Unless you're on mobile. It doesn't appear on mobile. Sorry. Use a proper computing device next time pls. Music is sourced from YouTube. On pc, you can drag that thing around. Or just skip to the end of the page, or whatever.

So what ya chose?

Great choice bro! Cheers!


You start from here:



Why no Discord link?

This website is public. I'm not leaving my contacts in the wild like that. I'll give it to you after we chatted a bit. Pls no throwaway account.



I don't know what to say!!!!!!!!!

Neither I do. A small presentation will be great. If really nothing comes to your mind just state your name. It's reasonable for me to assume you have one? If you don't wanna state your name state your username. L-like I don't know sir it's not like I'm an expert or something. Like LOOK at what I had to do here!



I live in Italy, can we speak in italian?

ABSOLUTELY YES, don't make it weird! If you are italian approach me in italian you silly!



Will you VC?

After a while. I'm shy. English isn't even my first language. VC in italian is fine.