Nyan Cat

Welcome to Loner Catboy's World Wide Web Page!

Uh, it's nice to have you t-there huh!

FRIENDSHIP APPLICATIONS CLOSED

You missed your chance! Bruh!

I am not looking for new friends at the moment, since I've already got a handful of good ones!

But you can still date me

~ * ~ All genders allowed ~ * ~

So, you are lonely? Perhaps looking for a friend?

... or maybe for more?*
*Romantic relationship applications are considered only from people living in Italy
Any gender allowed
Contact me for further information


~ * ~ Greetings internaut ~ * ~

Look at you (how cute!!), reading at those line with that confused expression on your face. I can only imagine what's crossing your mind right now. Perhaps you're wondering, is the author of this thing serious? Is this meant to be taken as a joke?

In actuality, despite being presented in a humorous way, the reality behind this page is deeply serious. The most serious thing of all.

Now, let's unravel this. Perhaps - and I'm only assuming - you, my dear internaut fellow, fell just like me within the orange portion on the following graph:

Source: I made it up

Perhaps you think people are weird. Society is hostile. Or perhaps you don't think that at all. Humans are wonderful creatures. I really really like this font. It's barely readable but it's so 90s, vibes. That's why I'm writing nonsensical stuff. To fill this page with wonderful unreadable text.

Ok let's get back to buisness. You want a friend, or maybe a partner. Both are good. Both are available. Look at you is your lucky day.

And there, unfolding before the internaut's gaze, three possibilities emerge.

Great choice bro! Cheers!


You start from here:



Why no Discord link?

This website is public. I'm not leaving my contacts in the wild like that. I'll give it to you after we chatted a bit. Pls no throwaway account.



I don't know what to say!!!!!!!!!

A message starting with "Hey, I've seen you're open for DMs... You wanna play minecraft from time to time?" or something like that would be great.



I live in Italy, can we speak in italian?

ABSOLUTELY YES, don't make it weird! If you are italian approach me in italian you silly!



Will you VC?

After a while. I'm shy. English isn't even my first language. VC in italian is fine.