Welcome to my dating webpage!
Why should I date you?
B-because life isn't just about why, it's about why not, nya~! Let's be adventurous together, meow! UwU
Is the content of this webpage ironic?
Nope nya! It's all sincere, just a little bit sparkly, meow~!
How do I know if I qualify?
Any hooman in the age range of any gender can qualify, nya! Just check the specs below, meow~! Also, pwease be in reasonable shape, not super duper chonky (sowwy, I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings, but I'm not attracted to that, nya~)
Will you be my L.A.S.T. partner? Let's self assess the mandatory requirements by analyzing the following parameters Location, Age, Sex, Temper:
Location - I know I might lose like 95% of my target audience but I'm not
interested in Internet-Only romantic relationships. Therefore, the candidate must be
living in Sardinia, Italy. Or at least in Italy
Age - The candidate should be within 21 and 35 years old, male or female (better if male).
S*x - I'm not extremely comfortable with intimancy huh, I might take a bit. I mean I guess I could huh give heads and do relatively less intimate stuff (pls be clean) but I'd appreciate if the candidate understood I'd like going slow at first. In fact, asexual/demi folks would be more than welcome too!
Temper - It would be wonderful if the candidate had a dick, much less if he was one himself. The candidate should have a clear respect of boundaries, basic good manners, and common sense.
Are you a neet?
Tsk tsk!!! Not at all! I'm a busy kitty, working full time as a government employee and studying for my master degree, so I don't have much free time to chase yarn balls, meow~!
Are you awkward?
Nope, nya! I'm just a little shy sometimes, but super friendly once you get to know me, meow~!
How do I get in touch?
Send me a Reddit DM first, nya! There's a link in the footer (scroll down, down, down, and look to the left if you're on PC, meow~). I use Reddit on mobile, so it might take me a couple days to notice your DM, nya~ Reddit doesn't notify me, silly paws!
Why did you make this
I don't know how to talk to people face-to-face, nya~ This is the comfiest way for me to reach out, meow~!
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Are we compatible? Let's test it!
Complete this small survey! If score more than 80% you will be given a direct discord link
to chat with me
Good luck tehehehe~~