Nyan Cat

Welcome to Loner Catboy's World Wide Web Page!

Uh, it's nice to have you t-there huh!

Welcome to my dating webpage!

Why should I date you?

B-because life isn't just about why, it's about why not, nya~! Let's be adventurous together, meow! UwU

Is the content of this webpage ironic?

Nope nya! It's all sincere, just a little bit sparkly, meow~!

How do I know if I qualify?

Any hooman in the age range of any gender can qualify, nya! Just check the specs below, meow~! Also, pwease be in reasonable shape, not super duper chonky (sowwy, I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings, but I'm not attracted to that, nya~)

Are you a neet?

Tsk tsk!!! Not at all! I'm a busy kitty, working full time as a government employee and studying for my master degree, so I don't have much free time to chase yarn balls, meow~!

Are you awkward?

Nope, nya! I'm just a little shy sometimes, but super friendly once you get to know me, meow~!

How do I get in touch?

Send me a Reddit DM first, nya! There's a link in the footer (scroll down, down, down, and look to the left if you're on PC, meow~). I use Reddit on mobile, so it might take me a couple days to notice your DM, nya~ Reddit doesn't notify me, silly paws!

Why did you make this

I don't know how to talk to people face-to-face, nya~ This is the comfiest way for me to reach out, meow~!

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Are we compatible? Let's test it!

Complete this small survey! If score more than 80% you will be given a direct discord link to chat with me

Good luck tehehehe~~